Listicle, you probably haven't heard of

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{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}

{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}

{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}

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